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Knott County Mounties
(Barker)
Benton Pigmon’s in the jail in Hindman
Last night he was drunk on Rebel Yell
But Sheriff George Mullins saw him stagger
And hauled him down to the Riverside Hotel
Chorus:
Call for George Mullins, bring in Tab
There’s a couple Dyers fightin’ up at the Drive-In
“Where’s Homer Hall?” someone said
They’re the Knott County Mounties serving you so well
You don’t want to mess with Homer Hall, boys
Unless you want the cuffs slapped on your wrists
He’ll coldcock you and sock you in the jailhouse
You’re pistol-whipped if you try to resist
Repeat Chorus
Bud Patrick’s doing 90 down on Main Street
Got a case of tallboys iced down in the trunk
When he crashed through Funny Smith’s store window
I heard old Blue say, “I believe Bud’s drunk”
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